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{"type":"standard","title":"Voufrades","displaytitle":"Voufrades","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3559506","titles":{"canonical":"Voufrades","normalized":"Voufrades","display":"Voufrades"},"pageid":6258489,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/41/DE_Voufradon.svg/330px-DE_Voufradon.svg.png","width":320,"height":347},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/41/DE_Voufradon.svg/376px-DE_Voufradon.svg.png","width":376,"height":408},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253625907","tid":"cdc3ab59-93fb-11ef-b1f2-52c0a4075adf","timestamp":"2024-10-27T00:38:37Z","description":"Municipal unit in Greece","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":37,"lon":21.81666667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voufrades","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voufrades?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voufrades?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Voufrades"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voufrades","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Voufrades","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voufrades?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Voufrades"}},"extract":"Voufrades is a former municipality in Messenia, Peloponnese, Greece. Since the 2011 local government reform it is part of the municipality Messini, of which it is a municipal unit. The municipal unit has an area of 42.360 km2. Population 853 (2021). The seat of the municipality was in Chatzis.","extract_html":"
Voufrades is a former municipality in Messenia, Peloponnese, Greece. Since the 2011 local government reform it is part of the municipality Messini, of which it is a municipal unit. The municipal unit has an area of 42.360 km2. Population 853 (2021). The seat of the municipality was in Chatzis.
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