{"fact":"The ability of a cat to find its way home is called \u201cpsi-traveling.\u201d Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.","length":216}
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{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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